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BTC -97% β€’ ETH -94% β€’ SOL -99.9% β€’ YOUR PORTFOLIO: $4.20 β€’ MOM'S BASEMENT RENT: OVERDUE β€’ GF LEFT FOR A GUY WITH A JOB β€’ YOUR ONLY HOPE IS A REAL JOB β€’ WENJOB IS HIRING β€’ REPEAT β€’ BTC -97% β€’ ETH -94% β€’ SOL -99.9% β€’ YOUR PORTFOLIO: $4.20 β€’ YOUR ONLY HOPE IS A REAL JOB β€’

THE BUBBLE JUST GOT POPPED

Congratulations. You turned $100k into a Happy Meal budget.
Now turn your "diamond hands" into actual hands that flip burgers.

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Immediate start required. No remote work.

URGENT

Fry Station Technician

Expertise in burning money? Perfect. Now burn potatoes instead.

β†’ $11.50/hr β€’ Free uniform (smells like regret)
HIGH TPS ROLE

Drive-Thru Oracle

Used to sniping DEX launches? Now snipe "Would you like fries with that?"

β†’ $12.75/hr β€’ Gaming headset included
LEADERSHIP

Assistant to Shift Manager

You once led a 50k-member Telegram. Now lead mop brigade.

β†’ $16/hr β€’ Comes with keys to ice machine

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